I wrote these things and then they were published (in reverse order).

2022 - Fear And Loathing With Guy Fieri in Kill Pretty Issue 6

2020 - DIY Invaders

April 2020 - It’s Complicated: How Avril Lavigne Was Replaced With A Lookalike And We Didn’t Notice Until It Was Too Late

January 2020 - A Zombie-Movie Website That Has Become A Zombie Itself - The Outline

2019 - Kill Pretty Issue 5

2018 - I’ve Spent Years Honing My Craft As A Crisis Actor And You’re A Moron If You Think A Bunch Of Children Can Do What I Do  - The Higgs Weldon

2018 - The Batmobile, Breakfast, and The Ocean - Gutfeelings Zine

2017 - The Los Angeles Food and Wine Festival - Kill Pretty Magazine

2017 -  White People Fun and One Sentence Album Review - Kill Pretty Issue 4

2016 - Origin Story - Maudlin House 

2016 - Limb - Crack The Spine Issue 197

2016 - Pantry - Writer/Director

2016 - I've Never Liked Magicians and Going on a Date With One Did Not Change That - Maudlin House

2016 - Unsolicited Book Reviews - Pear Drop Issue 6

2016 - I Followed a Man Home Last Night - Voicemail Poems

2016 - I Followed a Man Home to Find Out More About His Sandwich - The Higgs Weldon 

2015 - Life Raft - Co-writer

2015 - Ranker.com - Contributing Writer

2015 - January 23rd, Abilene Civic Auditorium - Lovers and Other Strangers Issue 6

2015  Gary Krum, 47 Year Old Member of the Ku Klux Klan, Packages Candy In Order to Recruit New Members and Cause General Panic - Maudlin House February Issue

2015  - Receipts - Nat. Brut Winter Issue 

2015  - Child King - Lovers and Other Strangers Winter Issue

2014 - Kill Pretty Magazine - Contributing Writer & Editor

2014 - Minor Phrases - Short Stories about Found Photos

2014 - Television Woodshed - TV recaps and sweeping existentialist generalizations (sometimes funny).

2014 - Articles about food and famous people - The Richest.com

2014 - Tow - Purple Pig Lit

2014 - Bucket's Day at the Beach - Nat Brut. Spring Issue

2014 - The Casserole - Issue 2: Spring Fever "Keep Kissing" & "The Couple Upstairs"

2014 The Goddamn Badger Story - Published by The Wolfhouse Journal, Written by Jacob Shelton

2014 Adelaide, Popular Trout - Published by Black Heart Magazine, Written by Jacob Shelton

2013 Noon, November 24th - Published by Furious Gazelle, Written by Jacob Shelton

2013 A Halloween Poem - Published by Furious Gazelle, Written by Jacob Shelton

2012 Tour Food - A series of articles written for the now defunct website "The Yay Or Nay"